- Go to Stewarts.
- Get a quart of eggnog.
- Tell the nice person behind the counter you’d like a shake made with some of this eggnog and vanilla ice cream.
- Pay for the eggnog and the shake.
- Let them put the eggnog in a plastic bag so you don’t slosh everything on the way home.
- Thank them profusely.
- Enjoy the wonderful eggnog shake and forget all the nonsense that happened during the day.
If that doesn’t totally fix everything:
- Pour a short glass full of remaining eggnog.
- Pour a liberal amount of rum or brandy into glass.
- Stir.
- Repeat until fixed.
