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And now, what you’ve all been waiting for – An FAQ for the Society for the Protection and Preservation of Fruitcake.

As a side note, the Society’s web page broke, nay smashed, its all time record for daily page views today. Apparently a big ISP put some holiday links on the page members get after logging into their accounts and the Society was one of them. So yeah, that ticking you’ve heard all day was the visitor counter whirring madly away. Now if I could only attract that kind of traffic to my main pages! Fruitcake meta tags anyone?