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I DO on the other hand like coffee. I like my coffee in a particular way. For years and years, the code for how I and millions like me like coffee was “coffee, regular.” That means — caffeinated coffee with a regular amount of milk and sugar (or sweetener ,if specified).

So listen up all you wannabe barristas and dunkin donuts workers. “Coffee, regular” does NOT mean caffeinated coffee. It means coffee, cream and sugar. Always has. And if I and my cream and sugar loving friends have anything to say about it – always WILL.