#Birkies #Haiku

You can’t say you weren’t warned this might happen:

New birkies!

I’d kill for those shoes
I’d take them off your dead feet;
they look so comfy.

you’re standing too close.
you threaten to take my shoes:
my precious birkies.

You look at my shoes
you decide they look comfy
you’re standing too close.

you, suburban mom
remarking on my birkies
making fun of me?

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