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The end of a weird, long week in Apple Store Land First off the entire world it seems, or at least the cultist apple-related world, has gone rumor crazy.Speculation abounds as to what will be announced and debuted at MacWorld Expo on Monday. People have come into the store all week asking questions as though we would give them an answer. uh huh. We are awaiting word along with the rest of the world. Let me put that another way so I’m clear…. we.don’t.know.

We’ll be showing the keynote, mystery-revealing speech by Steve via Satellite on the big screen. I’ll be curious as to how many people appear to watch. Cheaper than going to San Francisco.

Just so you heard it here first, I’m promoting my addition to the Apple Digital Hub. Prepare to be amazed!

Meet the….
iOpener.
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Let’s see what else. Well, a couple too many really touchy-invading-of-personal-space types. Some weird scenarios played out. One request for a receipt that would appear to be from Canada (uh, hello – no STORES in Canada, eh?). Sent an email to someone from their own hotmail account reminding them to log out when checking mail from a public site and hoping they had a nice visit to the Apple store. Counted out $3300 in hundreds for a sale.

Picked up the mail today. Mega junkmail and stuff, bills, and the white flower farm catalogue with a beautiful rose bush on the cover. Oh yeah, tax forms.

**No NDA was harmed in the presentation of this MacRumor!

OK, so I didn’t have my lawyers do a search first. There seem to be a few instances of iOpener in use already – especially this which is especially geeky. Hey, whatever, my guys will call your guys, we’ll all do lunch. There’s always my original concept-name – iCanopener or iCan for short.