National Poetry Day Still #7

On a less solemn note, my friends and I had a great time today passing around haiku on twitter and facebook. Most of these had to do with gnomes. No not warcraft gnomes – ick. Garden-variety gnomes.

My progression went like this:

Feed dogs up? What up?
That’s not my style. Who did this?
I blame the damn gnomes.

He has cute going
And the darling big red hat
But he does not clean.

With a sleight of hat
the little gnome (never mine)
went, came, had done what?

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