There is apparently no way to successfully translate “Bill, sorry, there are no liver treats” into something that cats will pretend to understand.
speaking slowly: BILL…….. there…….are………no………liver…….treats.
I’m reminded of that great FarSide cartoon – what dogs hear: blah blah blah blah Ginger! blah blah blah Ginger! what cats hear: (empty balloon)
Poor Bill the cat – he REALLY has a liver treat jones. Either that or he’s serving as spokescat for the herd. Bill, there are NO liver treats. blah blah blah TREATS.