I thought the haiku earlier were pretty darn good. If you thought so too, you can just call it a day now.
it was one of those days
loud, full of stupid people
loud stupid people
people who only talked
very loudly about
what they were wearing
or what some ridiculously
stupid person was seen
to wear, could you believe
how ridiculous that was?
the disbelief was bigger
than their voices
they turned in little rings
joined by judgement
and, oh, it was just a joke
and, wow, how much did you lose?
and, did you see that hair?
and, are you buying that?
and, getting drunk tonight?
yeah, you want to come too?
In the driveway, it was quiet
with only a few birds singing.
Inside the two cats waited,
one with a silent miaow.