{"id":9371,"date":"2013-09-20T20:03:41","date_gmt":"2013-09-21T00:03:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.quiltr.com\/?p=9371"},"modified":"2013-09-20T20:03:41","modified_gmt":"2013-09-21T00:03:41","slug":"in-more-trivial-news","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/?p=9371","title":{"rendered":"In More Trivial News"},"content":{"rendered":"

I thought today would be a good day to wear my Epic Purple Shirt. You know, because it being iPhone launch day. I was totally correct in this. As with any Shirt, it may be worn underneath the rest of your flashy \u00fcber gear, but you know it’s in there and you just feel good about it. Or, as the Jinx web site says:<\/p>\n

I know what you’re thinking, and no, this shirt will not increase your armor rating; it won’t double your mana pool or halve your global cooldown; it won’t give you waterwalking, an anti-magic shell, or a magical goat mount that prances around and says “Haters gonna hate”. No, it’s just a purple shirt. But you know what? It’s freakin’ EPIC!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

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and PS: an iPhone 5S followed me home from work and I guess I’ll keep it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

…it may be worn underneath the rest of your flashy \u00fcber gear, but you know it’s in there and you just feel good about it. Continue reading →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"_share_on_mastodon":"0"},"categories":[5,14,143,156],"tags":[515,559,565],"class_list":["post-9371","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-badass-ness","category-fae-and-elvish","category-geeky-stuff","category-warcraft-and-other-games","tag-badass-ness","tag-geeky-stuff","tag-warcraft-and-other-games"],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"","error":""},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3FVAs-2r9","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9371","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=9371"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9371\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9373,"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/9371\/revisions\/9373"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=9371"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=9371"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=9371"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}