{"id":5411,"date":"2012-06-19T23:08:55","date_gmt":"2012-06-20T03:08:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.artsroundup.com\/wp\/?p=5411"},"modified":"2012-06-19T23:08:55","modified_gmt":"2012-06-20T03:08:55","slug":"the-inspector-haiku","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/?p=5411","title":{"rendered":"The inspector #haiku"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/queenofallmydomains.com\/quiltr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/IMG_2566.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/queenofallmydomains.com\/quiltr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/IMG_2566-300x300.jpg\" alt=\"The Inspector\" title=\"The Inspector\" width=\"300\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5414\" srcset=\"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/IMG_2566-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/quiltr.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/IMG_2566-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/quiltr.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/IMG_2566-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/quiltr.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/IMG_2566-624x624.jpg 624w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Well there you go:<\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;s no interest<br \/>\nin singeing his small fingers<br \/>\non the many seams.<\/p>\n<p>He inspects the seams<br \/>\nchecks the iron&#8217;s chrome mirror<br \/>\nand measures the heat.<\/p>\n<p>He comes close enough<br \/>\nto make me set iron down<br \/>\nbut offers no help.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/queenofallmydomains.com\/quiltr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/IMG_2565.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/queenofallmydomains.com\/quiltr\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/IMG_2565-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"Not afraid of the heat.\" title=\"Not afraid of the heat.\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-5413\" srcset=\"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/IMG_2565-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/quiltr.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/IMG_2565-768x1024.jpg 768w, https:\/\/quiltr.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/IMG_2565-624x832.jpg 624w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>He inspects the seams \u2022 checks the iron&#8217;s chrome mirror \u2022 and measures the heat. <a href=\"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/?p=5411\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"_share_on_mastodon":"0"},"categories":[12],"tags":[521],"class_list":["post-5411","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-deadlines","tag-deadlines"],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"","error":""},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3FVAs-1ph","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5411","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5411"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5411\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5416,"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5411\/revisions\/5416"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5411"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5411"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5411"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}