{"id":5133,"date":"2012-05-25T21:44:20","date_gmt":"2012-05-26T01:44:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.artsroundup.com\/wp\/?p=5133"},"modified":"2012-05-25T21:44:20","modified_gmt":"2012-05-26T01:44:20","slug":"happy-towel-day-towelday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/?p=5133","title":{"rendered":"Happy Towel Day! #TowelDay"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I hope you had a nice <a href=\"http:\/\/towelday.org\/\" title=\"Towel Day\" target=\"_blank\">Towel Day<\/a>. Mine started with a modicum of panic on the part of less-prepared beings. Not everyone is cut out to be <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Towel_Day\" title=\"yeah you read right - a hoopy frood who really knows where his towel is.\" target=\"_blank\">a hoopy frood who really knows where his towel is.<\/a> Myself, I knew exactly where my towel was and was prepared to be serene and prepared all day long. I was accused at one point of being a non-human being but I moved past that. <\/p>\n<p>At the end of the day, I found a fellow wandering around the parking lot looking for his car and brought the &#8220;mall cops&#8221; into it to help him find his car. I think he&#8217;d been wandering around for awhile &#8211; he definitely looked like it. Anyway I think we had figured out where to start looking for his car by chatting for a few minutes and letting him settle his brain down a bit. All good.<\/p>\n<p>Stopped to see my dad and then came home. Turned my steak dinner into a more than lovely steak and eggs. Sinful pleasure. <\/p>\n<p>And in the less-than-guilty-pleasure department. I think there&#8217;s everything good to say about watermelon as a mood-lifting, thirst-quenching wonder. I&#8217;m good with that and strawberries as a way to get a bit more fruit in my life. Bring them on.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I hope you had a nice Towel Day. Mine started with a modicum of panic on the part of less-prepared beings. Not everyone is cut out to be a hoopy frood who really knows where his towel is. <a href=\"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/?p=5133\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"_share_on_mastodon":"0"},"categories":[27,28],"tags":[527,528],"class_list":["post-5133","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-good-causes","category-in-the-neighborhood","tag-good-causes","tag-in-the-neighborhood"],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"","error":""},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3FVAs-1kN","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5133","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=5133"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5133\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5134,"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5133\/revisions\/5134"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=5133"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=5133"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=5133"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}