{"id":4830,"date":"2012-04-18T01:50:01","date_gmt":"2012-04-18T05:50:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.artsroundup.com\/wp\/?p=4830"},"modified":"2014-01-07T21:22:12","modified_gmt":"2014-01-08T02:22:12","slug":"the-end-of-day-17","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/?p=4830","title":{"rendered":"The end of day 17"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I wrote my single theme-related poem. I liked it enough. Perhaps worth tinkering with. But, then I turned to the serious business at hand, catching up on the side project. I started. The first few haiku are always slower, and I re-read the last few to get back in the story line. Soon I was a handful away from being caught up. I was tempted to keep going but I did not. I wrote a few miscellaneous and unrelated haiku and one chuck norris haiku, just for old times&#8217; sake. <\/p>\n<p>What I found most interesting about writing the 30 or so for the side project is that a few in &#8211; there on the path laid a plot twist. What can you do? Apparently I can&#8217;t even stay in charge when the work is seventeen syllables at a time. <\/p>\n<p>I should go back to the NaNoWriMo project where all hell was breaking loose for the main male protagonist. Did I really intend to leave him sweating and shaking in his boots until I caught up with haiku? That seems rather cruel.<\/p>\n<p>Oh well, sorry Matt! Here are the last random haiku of day 17.<\/p>\n<p>if gnomes were helpful<br \/>\nI would admire their housework<br \/>\nas though it was art.<\/p>\n<p>Perhaps my trash cans<br \/>\nare too tall for nearby gnomes<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll take out the trash.<\/p>\n<p>Dear gnomes, i&#8217;d please you<br \/>\nif you could just tell me where<br \/>\nto find gnomish mops<\/p>\n<p>In other worlds they bow<br \/>\nand worship at the altar<br \/>\nthat is Chuck Norris.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>there on the path laid a plot twist. What can you do? Apparently I can&#8217;t even stay in charge when the work is seventeen syllables at a time.  <a href=\"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/?p=4830\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"_share_on_mastodon":"0"},"categories":[12,65,66],"tags":[521,32,542,44],"class_list":["post-4830","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-deadlines","category-napowrimo","category-national-haiku-day","tag-deadlines","tag-miscellaneous-things-seen","tag-national-haiku-day","tag-sept-11"],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"","error":""},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3FVAs-1fU","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4830","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4830"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4830\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":9904,"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4830\/revisions\/9904"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4830"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4830"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4830"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}