{"id":3276,"date":"2011-06-21T21:21:24","date_gmt":"2011-06-22T01:21:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.artsroundup.com\/wp\/?p=3276"},"modified":"2011-06-21T21:21:24","modified_gmt":"2011-06-22T01:21:24","slug":"artsy-bollocks-generator","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/?p=3276","title":{"rendered":"Artsy Bollocks Generator"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Many thanks to my friend and mentor Marge for providing a new way to generate those damned artist statements.  LOL hate.them.  Right now I&#8217;m pretty much <a href=\"http:\/\/queenofallmydomains.com\/quiltr\/?p=2934\" target=\"_blank\">all about writing haikus to take care of any and all explanatory text<\/a>.  I did write a pretty decent short statement for both Summer Seen From September, 2001 and 36 which will be opening at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sacredthreadsquilts.com\/html\/calendar.html\" title=\"sacred threads opens 22 june 2011\">Sacred Threads<\/a> this week.<\/p>\n<p>The first bollocks, I mean statement, that I created went like this:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>My work explores the relationship between postmodern discourse and urban spaces.<\/p>\n<p>With influences as diverse as Blake and John Cage, new tensions are crafted from both simple and complex meanings.<\/p>\n<p>Ever since I was a teenager I have been fascinated by the theoretical limits of the mind. What starts out as vision soon becomes corroded into a hegemony of power, leaving only a sense of what could have been and the prospect of a new understanding.<\/p>\n<p>As spatial impressions become clarified through emergent and diverse practice, the viewer is left with a glimpse of the limits of our world.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>  Anything that uses Blake, John Cage, hegemony and emergent in a short span like that gets a thumbs up from me. And, something else to laugh about was fun too!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Many thanks to my friend and mentor Marge for providing a new way to generate those damned artist statements. LOL hate.them. Right now I&#8217;m pretty much all about writing haikus to take care of any and all explanatory text. I &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/?p=3276\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"_share_on_mastodon":"0"},"categories":[4],"tags":[514],"class_list":["post-3276","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-art-in-the-world","tag-art-in-the-world"],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"","error":""},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3FVAs-QQ","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3276","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3276"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3276\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3278,"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3276\/revisions\/3278"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3276"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3276"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3276"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}