{"id":157,"date":"2001-08-23T01:00:44","date_gmt":"2001-08-23T05:00:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/artsroundup.com\/wp\/?p=157"},"modified":"2013-06-23T22:16:28","modified_gmt":"2013-06-24T02:16:28","slug":"5246354","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/?p=157","title":{"rendered":"No speak da cat"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There is apparently no way to successfully translate &#8220;Bill, sorry, there are no liver treats&#8221; into something that cats will pretend to understand.<\/p>\n<p>speaking slowly:  BILL&#8230;&#8230;.. there&#8230;&#8230;.are&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;no&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;liver&#8230;&#8230;.treats.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m reminded of that great FarSide cartoon &#8211; what dogs hear: blah blah blah blah Ginger!  blah blah blah Ginger!  what cats hear: (empty balloon)<\/p>\n<p>Poor <a href=\"http:\/\/www2.taconic.net\/rgoodman\/index.html\">Bill the cat<\/a> &#8211; he REALLY has a liver treat jones.  Either that or he&#8217;s serving as spokescat for the herd.  Bill, there are NO liver treats. blah blah blah TREATS.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There is apparently no way to successfully translate &#8220;Bill, sorry, there are no liver treats&#8221; into something that cats will pretend to understand. speaking slowly: BILL&#8230;&#8230;.. there&#8230;&#8230;.are&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;no&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;liver&#8230;&#8230;.treats. I&#8217;m reminded of that great FarSide cartoon &#8211; what dogs hear: blah blah &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/?p=157\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"_share_on_mastodon":"0"},"categories":[9],"tags":[518],"class_list":["post-157","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cats-helpful-cats","tag-cats-helpful-cats"],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"","error":""},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/s3FVAs-5246354","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/157","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=157"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/157\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":8880,"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/157\/revisions\/8880"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=157"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=157"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=157"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}