{"id":14185,"date":"2016-04-27T22:50:36","date_gmt":"2016-04-28T02:50:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.quiltr.com\/?p=14185"},"modified":"2016-04-27T22:50:36","modified_gmt":"2016-04-28T02:50:36","slug":"day-27-napowrimo-bonus-real-life-haiku","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/?p=14185","title":{"rendered":"Day 27 NaPoWriMo Bonus Real-Life Haiku"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Sparked by a real-life moment today. What a jerk.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>hint: My \u201cex<strong>CUSE<\/strong> me?\u201d<br \/>\nand you repeating yourself<br \/>\nwill get you \u201cthat\u2019s <strong>RUDE<\/strong>\u201d.<\/p>\n<p>you were more than rude<br \/>\nand then you repeated it<br \/>\nwhen I called it out.<\/p>\n<p>The explanation:<br \/>\nthe reasons you think you&#8217;re right<br \/>\nto be so rude&#8230; wrong.<\/p>\n<p>or <\/p>\n<p>Justification<br \/>\nreasons entitling you<br \/>\nto be so rude&#8230; false.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>hint: My \u201cexCUSE me?\u201d \u2022<br \/>\nand you repeating yourself \u2022<br \/>\nwill get you \u201cthat\u2019s RUDE\u201d. <a href=\"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/?p=14185\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"_share_on_mastodon":"0"},"categories":[63,65,158],"tags":[545,539,541],"class_list":["post-14185","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-haiku","category-napowrimo","category-work-dayjob","tag-dayjob","tag-haiku","tag-napowrimo"],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"","error":""},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3FVAs-3GN","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14185","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=14185"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14185\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":14186,"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/14185\/revisions\/14186"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=14185"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=14185"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=14185"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}