{"id":13981,"date":"2016-03-03T11:30:31","date_gmt":"2016-03-03T16:30:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.quiltr.com\/?p=13981"},"modified":"2016-03-03T11:33:27","modified_gmt":"2016-03-03T16:33:27","slug":"badass-laziness-brilliant-breakfast","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/?p=13981","title":{"rendered":"Badass Laziness = Brilliant Breakfast"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve done this for a long long time because that&#8217;s how lazy I am: I tear up the toast into the bowl, dump the coddled\/poached eggs on top and pour the little bit of butter in the cooking pan over the toast. <\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_8337.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_8337-1024x1024.jpg\" title=\"Eggs on a nest of toast\" width=\"500\" height=\"500\" size-large wp-image-13982\" srcset=\"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_8337-1024x1024.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/quiltr.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_8337-150x150.jpg 150w, https:\/\/quiltr.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_8337-300x300.jpg 300w, https:\/\/quiltr.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_8337-768x768.jpg 768w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>PS I&#8217;m still fiddling with the WP plugin that lets me post from here (the self-hosted, wordpress.org side of things) to my long-languishing wp.com blog. Mainly the wp.com site is so I can see how that works and so I guess it&#8217;s still doing its job. My tendency to laziness is apparent here too since I feel what I write once should get auto-broadcast to a bunch of places. The plugin has some quirks though and I&#8217;m undecided if it&#8217;s worth letting it run. If I have to fiddle with the wp.com post every time&#8230; nope.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve done this for a long long time because that&#8217;s how lazy I am: I tear up the toast into the bowl, dump the coddled\/poached eggs on top and pour the little bit of butter in the cooking pan over the toast.<br \/>\n <a href=\"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/?p=13981\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":13982,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"_share_on_mastodon":"0"},"categories":[5,169,18],"tags":[544,525],"class_list":["post-13981","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-badass-ness","category-coffee-and-tea","category-food","tag-badassness","tag-food"],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"","error":""},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/03\/IMG_8337.jpg","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3FVAs-3Dv","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13981","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13981"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13981\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13984,"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13981\/revisions\/13984"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/13982"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13981"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13981"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13981"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}