{"id":12814,"date":"2015-07-16T11:21:24","date_gmt":"2015-07-16T15:21:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.quiltr.com\/?p=12814"},"modified":"2015-07-16T11:21:24","modified_gmt":"2015-07-16T15:21:24","slug":"ill-take-things-seen-at-the-mall-for-200-alex","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/?p=12814","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;ll take &#8220;things seen at the mall&#8221; for 200, Alex"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>still thinking of last night&#8217;s haiku:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Boy butts hanging out<br \/>\nnot sure why this is stylish<br \/>\nthings seen at the mall<\/p>\n<p>Boy butts hanging out<br \/>\nWalking strange the price of style<br \/>\nI&#8217;m sure this makes sense<\/p>\n<p>(Alternate ending)<br \/>\nI&#8217;m suddenly old<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>still thinking of last night&#8217;s haiku: Boy butts hanging out not sure why this is stylish things seen at the mall Boy butts hanging out Walking strange the price of style I&#8217;m sure this makes sense (Alternate ending) I&#8217;m suddenly &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/?p=12814\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"_share_on_mastodon":"0"},"categories":[63,144,158],"tags":[545,539,220],"class_list":["post-12814","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-haiku","category-life-around-us","category-work-dayjob","tag-dayjob","tag-haiku","tag-lifearoundus"],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"","error":""},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3FVAs-3kG","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12814","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12814"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12814\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12815,"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12814\/revisions\/12815"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12814"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12814"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12814"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}