{"id":12808,"date":"2015-07-16T00:08:47","date_gmt":"2015-07-16T04:08:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.quiltr.com\/?p=12808"},"modified":"2015-07-16T00:08:47","modified_gmt":"2015-07-16T04:08:47","slug":"spur-of-the-moment-haiku","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/?p=12808","title":{"rendered":"spur of the moment haiku"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>the things you find, late night, on twitter, and can&#8217;t help but respond in kind. <\/p>\n<p>This about covers it (but not the boxer-clad butts that inspired it &#8211; how DO they walk?) but a moment later someone else responded with a single question mark which seemed quite sincere. How funny!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/boys_haiku.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/07\/boys_haiku-577x1024.jpg\" title=\"boys_haiku\" width=\"338\" height=\"600\"><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>hey you boys! you boys! \u2022<br \/>\nyour underwear is showing \u2022<br \/>\nand it makes me laugh. <a href=\"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/?p=12808\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"_share_on_mastodon":"0"},"categories":[63,30],"tags":[539,471],"class_list":["post-12808","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-haiku","category-life-on-the-web","tag-haiku","tag-twitterverse"],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"","error":""},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3FVAs-3kA","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12808","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=12808"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12808\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":12811,"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/12808\/revisions\/12811"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=12808"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=12808"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=12808"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}