{"id":12754,"date":"2015-07-03T21:48:02","date_gmt":"2015-07-04T01:48:02","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.quiltr.com\/?p=12754"},"modified":"2015-07-03T21:48:03","modified_gmt":"2015-07-04T01:48:03","slug":"dont-bring-your-dog-to-the-mall","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/?p=12754","title":{"rendered":"Don’t Bring Your Dog to the Mall"},"content":{"rendered":"

Dear people. Yes, that’s right. I mean you. Not them. You.<\/p>\n

Don’t bring your pet dog to the mall. The mall doesn’t allow pet dogs, even those with fake service dog vests. Not even if they’re tiny and you carry them or put them in a doggie stroller. Stores don’t want your dogs in the mall. No one wants your dogs in the mall. Real service dogs try to be polite, but they don’t want your dogs in the mall either.<\/p>\n

You’re right: you shouldn’t leave your dogs in the car.<\/p>\n

You should leave your dogs at home. Turns out your dogs don’t want to be in the mall. It’s crowded and very noisy and full of strangers.<\/p>\n

Show how much you love your dog: don’t take them to the mall.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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