{"id":10414,"date":"2014-04-03T11:43:52","date_gmt":"2014-04-03T15:43:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.quiltr.com\/?p=10414"},"modified":"2014-04-03T12:03:46","modified_gmt":"2014-04-03T16:03:46","slug":"day-three-napowrimo-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/?p=10414","title":{"rendered":"Day Three, NaPoWriMo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Maureen challenged us:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>I challenge you to write a charm \u2013 a simple rhyming poem, in the style of a recipe-slash-nursery rhyme. It could be a charm against warts, or against traffic tickets.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Which was too good to resist as April 15th looms ahead. I was doing this myself the other day and there was a certain amount of jabbing when it came time to send it off.<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n<strong>Spell for Mid-April<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Turn chair thrice sun-wise<br \/>\nWave o&#8217;er with dragon eyes<br \/>\nTap twice on the keys<br \/>\nthe spirits to appease<br \/>\nSpoonful of honey<br \/>\nSweetly lure money!<br \/>\nSip of gin<br \/>\nNervous grin<br \/>\nBe not glutton,<br \/>\nJab send button!<br \/>\nBring relaxation<br \/>\nScreen of taxation!<br \/>\nThrice widdershins round<br \/>\nGolden refund found!<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Turn chair thrice sun-wise \u2022<br \/>\nWave o&#8217;er with dragon eyes <a href=\"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/?p=10414\">Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"ngg_post_thumbnail":0,"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"_share_on_mastodon":"0"},"categories":[65,45],"tags":[541,532],"class_list":["post-10414","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-napowrimo","category-silliness","tag-napowrimo","tag-silliness"],"share_on_mastodon":{"url":"","error":""},"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p3FVAs-2HY","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10414","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=10414"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10414\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":10418,"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/10414\/revisions\/10418"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=10414"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=10414"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/quiltr.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=10414"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}